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| "A strawman that wears a straw hat" |
This is Alan ... ;-|------|--------------| (with straw hat) :|;-)--|----|------------| These are his "friends," the McMuffin and Mr. Poodle Top ... :@)))))))))) #:~o | ||||||||||||||||
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These are the things he's tried to pork ... -His friends -A horse -Kenny -Paul | Mr. Happy! | ||||||||||||||||
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| Alan's CV ... |
-Lender of $75K to his employer, just to get a job. Then when he tried to get it back, they tossed him out -- without the $$$ -Slumlord wannabe -Horse semen salesman -Nursing school computer person Alan's EDUCATION ... -BS in Mathematics from TXass U. -"Alan couldn't get laid in a whorehouse" | ||||||||||||||||
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